Morning routines have become surprisingly ambitious.

There is water to drink, light to catch, supplements to take, journals to fill, stretches to perform, protein to calculate and, if the internet is to be believed, something involving ice before most people have located a clean sock.

It is a lot to ask of 7:12am.

Especially when the kettle hasn’t yet boiled.

There is nothing wrong with having a routine.

The problem begins when a useful morning becomes another performance.